mrschriskendall:

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

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why this got notes i’ll never know

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

likeahyena:

i’m 47594% sure that grandmother is a completely accurate depiction of me in 50 years

that grandma is our spirit animal

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efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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godsdammitk:

dearyoulovejenny:

TEA-SHIRTS

THIS PUN HAS GONE TOO FAR

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windydude:

it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours

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theladyserket:

omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN

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